Summer of Yawns

We haven't posted in a while. Why? Because, as it turns out, Mike Radano has again crystalized our thoughts eloquently. Yes, we're still paying attention, but we've been rendered utterly speechless.

-A 20-game road trip? 10-10.
-# of games the starter pitched at least 8 innings? 2, back to back starts by Myers in May, in fact.
-RiSP avg? .235, worst in the NL.
-Management? Can't remember to pinch-hit for stunningly overmatched Abraham Nunez in the 9th against Billy Wagner.
-Leadoff hitter? About .250.
-Defense? Non-existent.

We're going to work on enjoying the weather until after July 4th. See you after the nation's birthday.