The Curse of Mickey Rooney
While it's only been 26 years, perhaps the Phils' current championship drought is due to the fact that the franchise both has a curse and has heretofor been unable to attach a clever, marketing-friendly monicker to its troublesome spell. In any case, a new england psychologist and childhood Phils fan blames Mickey Rooney for the '64 collapase.
Works for me. Down with the Mick.