All Apologies

For our first non-Phillies, non-baseball post, we'd like to address a very serious topic around these parts: Lindsey Jacobellis. We have considered her and her actions in many capacities and have arrived at the following conclusion:

She is still hot. Top 5 hot. We still love her as much as ever. In fact, moreso now, through her humanity and fallibility. Infinitessimal as it may be, the chances of her accepting our marriage proposal just got ever so slightly better. Amatuer as we are at snowboarding, our young lass may have met her match at mistake-making.

But we digress.