Metaphysically Speaking

There appears to be an answer to the question "What's the worst thing about jail?" It is, in fact, "all the free time one has to dream up crazy ideas to be obsessed about."

On the other hand, its hard to read the phrase...

Reality is created and guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant matrix or hologram

...and not think he's talking about Sabermetrics.